About the Captain & Boat

Hi, I’m Todd — your licensed Minnesota boat captain and host for the day.

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I’ve been safely navigating Lake Minnetonka for over 3 years as a state-licensed captain, but I’ve spent even longer learning every channel, bay, and quiet cove this lake has to offer. Whether it’s a calm afternoon or we get caught in unexpected weather, I know how to handle the boat and keep your group safe — with or without radar.

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But safety is just the beginning — I’m also here to make sure your cruise is smooth, comfortable, and exactly what you want it to be.

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This isn’t a speedboat or watersports charter — we cruise at a relaxed 8–10 mph. I don’t tow tubes, skis, or water toys. My focus is on the experience: sightseeing, lounging, celebrating, swimming, and enjoying Lake Minnetonka the way it was meant to be. I only get up on plane if there's an emergency — otherwise it’s all about cruising at a comfortable pace where you can move around, talk, dance, and soak it all in.

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Whether you’re here for a quiet couple’s cruise, a birthday bash, a Big Island swim-up party, or a family day on the water — I adapt to your vibe. Some groups want stories and lake trivia. Others just need someone to handle the boat and refill the cooler. I’m good either way.

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Here’s what’s always aboard:

• A 27-foot Sea Ray Sundancer cabin cruiser (plenty of space inside and out)

• A large cooler (110 qt) filled with ice (please avoid bringing your own cooler unless it’s a small one for something specific)

• Beach towels, blankets, sunscreen, and plastic cups

• Inflatable tubes for floating while anchored

• Electric air pump if you bring your own floaties

• Spotify Premium so your playlist sets the mood

• Adult and child-sized life jackets, a throw ring, and a stocked first aid kit

• Please go barefoot onboard — no shoes or sandals on the boat deck

• Recommendations for swimming spots, restaurants, quiet coves, and scenic loops

 

You’re also welcome to bring your own towels or extra amenities if you’d like — but I’ve got all the basics covered.

 

A few things I recommend for a great day:

• Please avoid bringing glass beer bottles — they’re easy to break and dangerous onboard

• Plan to limit or avoid liquor — beer, seltzers, and hydration-friendly drinks make for a much better cruise

• Drink plenty of water throughout the day — especially if it’s hot

 

This is your cruise — I’m just here to make sure it’s relaxed, safe, and unforgettable.

Let’s get you on the water.